Team of the Week
It is with great pleasure that I can announce Atletico Tiny as this weeks Team of the Week. The reason I am so happy to do this is because for once it’s not a pity party or a 'taking part is what' counts sort of patronising bullshit. Tiny’s team smashed it this week with a GW13 League high score of 58, they mounted a ridiculous comeback in the last game taking home 24pts, ended up winning the game by 7pts, had the highest scorer of the week and did all this whilst playing Eric fucking Dier. Bravo good sir and enjoy your 3pts making it 3 of 4 won so far in GR2 with them being the most in form team around. He’s even only not in 9th due to GD (uh-oh Chrish….). All hail Atleti Tony! Viva la Tobolution!
Match of the Week
It can only be the aforementioned match involving Tiny Tony and Big Chris. A real clash of contrary nicknames saw Big Man take a big ol early lead on Saturday night sitting 23pts ahead of Tiny, this was reduced to 13pts by the end of play on Sunday but Monday night delivered in ways Chris could never have imagined. Will.i.an and Iwobi saw this deficit and said hold my goddamn beer and proceeded to drop 24pts between them to not only win Tobes the game but make it seem like he won quite comfortably. Say what you like about Tobias’ team (and I do) but there’s nothing sweeter than 2 absolutely mookish players combining to fuck your opponent in the face and the Eiffel Towering big man just received will leave him farting and coughing up cum for days.
Jebus, that’s a bleak image. Sorry. Should delete that but the image is in my head and I don’t want to be alone in this darkness.
Player of the Week
Willian is a name we won’t see that often gracing this section of the review so let’s just enjoy it as Atletico Tiny complete the clean sweep of the ‘positive’ weekly awards. Brophs Top Boy scored a delightful 15pts with 2 goals and 3bps, won the game for Fulham with a high pressure injury time penalty to show his ability to deliver when it really matters and helped carry on his managers rich vein of form. Well done lad.
Chump of the Week
Eric Dier Bay Bay. Imagine being so shit at your position your maverick manager decides to line up with 4 full backs in defence leaving you, an internationally capped CB, on the bench only to see your team concede 2 goals that arguably any CB would have been better equipped to defend whilst you find yourself still on the bench come the FT whistle. Cold from Big Ange who is seemingly undo-ing all his good work with every passing game.
Dawkins of the Week
Chris Wood. Listen I know we all know who he is, a lumbering, ineffective, goal shy striker who looks like the jock older brother of Michael Dawson, but I came really unstuck with who he plays for. Maybe this one is on me but he’s getting the blame as I was certain he’d left Forest in the summer so I didn’t score him when they played, then he didn't appear on any team list and I had to google the prat only to find he is in fact still at Forest. A lot of time was wasted on that jerk and I resent him for it.
Thread Contribution of the Week
Wally’s shithousery knows no bounds. I think these comments would have riled Niall more than the actual result.
Oh take me back to simpler times…..
