Team of the Week
Can only be Clarkey really right? Ed oh so nearly broke the 100 mark with a ludicrous score of 98 which actually might be the highest ever, I know we’ve had 97 before but 98? Have we had triple figures? Surely someone should know….Anyway the man is not letting go of top spot any time soon with a huge GD and he’s jumped above 2 teams with goals scored too. One could make a point about of him having the fewest points scored against him but we know that comes with the territory of being first. So 98pts eh, pretty pretty good. Pickford 18, Eze 14, Jota 12 and Benny Blanco with a whopping 26pts. Also lest we forget Ed was 9th pick Brav-fucking-o.
Match of the Week
Ha ha ha ha ha ha…..I didn’t know what was going to be in here until last night. Let me set the scene. Lowly 7th draft pick is taking on the might of 1st pick. 7th pick decides to not play all his lads on DGW’s for some unknow reason leaving himself with just 4 players on a DGW where as 1st pick went all out with 10 players so essentially this was 15 players v 21 players. 21 1st pick players v 15 7th pick. The games start and 1st pick storms into a healthy lead which he keeps up until the last game. 7th pick sees his decision to not play all his DGW lads backfire spectacularly and the game is all but lost. 1st pick heads into the last game with a 12pt lead and 2 players v 1 and at this point 1st pick is so cocksure confident that he’s going to win that he’s already got his Playoff Qualification 23/24 T Shirts printed but someone had other ideas. Step forward young Phil Foden with a brace before HT and 3 bonus pizzles to win the game by 3 points. A beautiful story of underdog v arrogant overlord, a story of good v evil and a story of rags v riches, it really was a beautiful thing.
Player of the Week
I know this should be Mateta with a whopping 29pts but I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’m going to get the chance to wax lyrical about my personal top boy and cult hero at Arsenal again any time soon so your player of the week is Ben fucking White. Benny Blanco kept 2 cleans, scored 2 goals and picked up Cucurella and threw him into the goal at a corner on Tuesday. Everything this lad does is utter gold whether it’s shithousery around the keeper at corners, smashing into the opponents LW to let them know he’s there, cheeky one twos with Saka, delicious crosses, delicious crosses that go in, winding up his team mates and opponents, telling Southgate to fuck off, having the best tan this side of Romford, just all of shithousery in general and literally not giving a fuck about anyone in football outside of Arsenal. It all wraps nicely with the fact he’s part of the best defence in the league, is a CB converted to RB and to be honest outside of Walker you’d be hard pressed to find a better RB in the entire League, English or otherwise. Basically we love you Bombay Ben, never change.
Chump of the Week
I had someone pencilled for this but he can wait as Sean Deverell belongs here. 1st pick losing to 7th pick once is bad enough but to be whitewashed by 7th pick and lose the last game when you have in essence 6 more players playing is inexcusable. Absolutely shockingly shit this, mans managerial career needs to be taken out back to join Old Yellow. Shout out to Wally too for clean sweeping Rudi, we do love a good 4-0.
Dawkins of the Week
Yknow how there is always someone whom your brain doesn’t retain any information about? Lowe is that guy. He must have played at least a dozen times this season and every time I have to find out who he plays for, twice even in this GW. Sorry mate but you are just irrelevant to me.
Thread Contribution of the Week
....I'd love a wotsit with the form factor, the taste, texture, flavour and filling of a full size cumberland....
...giggle giggle...
...lovely to wake up to this, good work boys...
