Team of the Week
Whoop here it is. Wally Wox and the Forget Me Nots claim this accolade for the first time (I think) with a brutal put down of his younger sibling. In a world where his younger brother probably needs an arm around the shoulder and gentle kiss on his forehead due to changes in his personal life Warren has reminded him that he is the current King Mallia in FFY and shit isn’t going to change for anything. 49pts for the Maverick of FFY with his team of bin men and gardeners really coming through for him, Young (6), Coufal (5), Kulu (12), Mac Allister (9), JFuckingRod (6) and Maupay (8) were the tools used in this hammering and if I’m honest if you can get a song out of Maupay then you are some fucking conductor. The unlikely title charge is in full effect at the moment and the real worry is KDB is still to come back into this team.
Match of the Week
Nothing really takes my fancy here. Lee and Ed were the tightest but it never really contained the excitement that gets my rocks off. In the IRL football maybe Citeh v Spuds but equally like Chelsea Citeh a few weeks ago this feels more of a game of shit defending than anything else and I just really don’t like Spurs at the moment. I also haven’t watched MOTD2 yet so basically these are all hollow pointless words as I try to make it look like I filled in this section of the Review.
Player of the Week
IT WAS MEE AUSTIN!!!! And it is Ben Mee this time too. 14pts for the Brentford defender with a goal, clean sheet and bonus pizzles filling up this future managers cup. Teeny Tiny Tonee was he beneficiary of his haul as he gave another middle finger to the narrative and continued on his road to redemption with his 4th win in 5. All in all another wonderful week for Tiny. Shoutout to the second highest scorer of the week Trent AA who scored 13 and also players for Tiny.
Chump of the Week
There’s a battle here between one of our lads and one of our lads players. On one hand McBurnie deserves this award because he’s really fucking up Martboy’s season but it’s almost expected these days so the fault should like with Mary. However he is not the lad in question, no no no. It’s time we turn our attention Chrishan Mathias. Sorry bro but your shit is whack mate. A limp defeat to Chris this week despite a 10pt haul from Odegaard leaves Chrish rock bottom of The League (yup 3pts behind the resurgent Tiny). “How could this be?!” I hear you cry, well, 7 losses on the bounce is a sure fire way sink to the murky depths of 10th. Something really needs to change for the man who took his re entry to The League in his stride because if this continues he’s going to be dead in the water long before the business end of the season. Also maybe stop playing Trusty, there’s a reason no one else in the league is player Sheff Utd defenders on the reg (you’re also an fool Niall).
Dawkins of the Week
Speaking of which I give you Ahmedhozic. No fucking idea, sounds like 2 names from different countries jammed together. To make matters worse he scored a -1. So I ask who the fuck are you and how fucking bad are you?
Thread Contribution of the Week
Genuinely one of my favourite memories, well what i can remember of it because Stella.....
Just really really funny, lovely stuff Tobias
