GW28 Review

Team of The Week

From Chump of the GR to Team of the GW TSFC this week came out firing on all cylinders in a must win match against one of their main rivals for a top 4 spot. 29-53 the game finished with Henderson (10), Milenkovic (6), 7th Pick Salah (15), Sarr (11) and Garnacho (5) scoring better than average which is good as the rest of the team were very average. 3 lads in double figures is always a delight though and the team dug deep and got a very important 3pts.

Match of The Week

I hate this section but I love this match! Tiny v Ed had it all. Down to the last game, tight margins all the way, big scorers and not so big scorers…oh and Ed has given up completely, hasn’t submitted a team for 2 weeks and has left an illegal team with no striker so every week is having his highest player struck off the list and he still managed to wrack up 40pts and take the W. He might not care but we do.

Player of The Week

Cucucucucucurella gets it for the second time in a row. Normally I wouldn’t rock a double but when Salah scored the same (15) and it’s a defender it feels only right to give it to the stupid haired shit muncher.

Chump of The Week

Oh Ed, for a man with so few points missing out on 3 because you haven’t submitted is going to hurt. Or it won’t if you don’t care but I like to think you do and whilst I don’t like to think of Ed hurting it does fit this narrative I’m building of a man so in love with FFY that he’s now cutting his nose off to spite his face.

Dawkins of The Week

Think I’ve made this one obvious. Someone called Philogene sometimes, occasionally he’s Jaden, he apparently chose Ipswich over Villa, cost £20m in what was almost certainly FFP (or whatever it’s called now) skullduggery and he’s one of the most forgettable players in the league. He even scored a lot of points one week against United and his name means absolutely nothing to me.

Lost Boys

Hudson-Odoi 10pts Mary FC

Raul 8pts Mary FC

Van Hecke 9pts TSFC

Tripps 8pts Blackburn Ravers

Tavernier 7pts AC Barella

The Rest

P.M. Sarr 10pts / Sanchez 9pts / Tripps 8pts / Mings 8pts / Munetsi 8pts / Olsen 7pts / Smallbone 7pts