GW19 Review

Team of The Week

Rudi read “Really need you boys to step up your pussies” and  stepped his Big Bushed Italian Minge the fuck up. 62pts from his boys to end the year/start the year with 3 valuable points and a placement under the hallowed title of Team of The Week. Watkins 12pts, Eze 10pts, Larsen 6pts, Elanga 6pts, Mbuemo 7pts, Burn 7pts and VVD 6pts layeth’d the smackdowneth on TSFC whom ACB are undefeated against and have inflicted just under 50% of their entire seasons defeats. Solid.

Match of The Week

Tiny v Clarke had a nice bit of added drama due to Ed’s school boy error of mixing up the EPL stats with the FPL stats, the fool. That drama unfortunately was killed dead before the end of the GW with Ed having effectively won the match before the last game had kicked off and all without the penalised Joelinton and his 11pts. Still better the rest though.

Player of The Week

Trent Alex Arnie did a 15. He used to do these things a lot but hasn’t really been great for a while now, could this be a turning point? Doubt it but it’s this sort of form that has Real Madrid bang excited about getting him for free this summer. Not sure what to make of Real’s new transfer tactic of convince the players they want to run down their contracts so they don’t have to pay a fee. Smart or heinously arrogant? Both? You still reading this drivel?

Chump of The Week

Even though he had a very solid outing and picked up valuable points against a fellow Goober competitor unfortunately you broke dem rulez Ed. What a silly billy. E of C are this weeks chumpos but I do have a degree of sympathy because the site thing is ridiculous, it’s an easy mistake to make. Unfortunately, and probably more importantly, it’s an even easier mistake not to make.

The Left Behinds

Delap 11pts Mary FC

Wilson 8pts Atletico Tiny

Hee Chan 7pts Whoopi Wanderers

Hall 12pts

Chalobah 10pts

Ait Nouri 10pts

Walton 9pts

Raul 9pts

Dibling 8pts

Morato 8pts

Evanilson 8pts

Merino 8pts

Lamptey 7pts