GW24/25/26/27 Review

Sorry lads, life has seemingly got in the way but we’re back. Here’s a quick 4 GW roundup and the GR Review will shortly follow

Team of The Week

GW24 – TSFC 60pts

GW25 – People’s Ponce 64pts with 10 players. Fuck Collins and Ederson.

GW26 – Ugh Poncey Prince again with 54, next closes is TSFC 51 and I can’t give them it…

GW27 – Fuck Dev. Double header for BurnBlack Ravers and CBA FC with 47pts

Match of The Week

GW24 – Dev v Ed, so close for Ed and only a ridiculous 17pts from Wood kept him claiming his biggest scalp.

GW25 – Bravers v Mary Mate. 40 v 42 is a tight as fuck finish. Chrishy will be looking at those 2 zeroes with regret.

GW26 – Nuffink brah, beatings were dished out.

GW27 – Dev v Chrishy. 48v47 in favour of the fuck knuckle. Chrishy will be looking at those 2 zeroes with regret mostly as one of them was suspended and he didn’t submit a team.

Player of The Week

GW24 – Mo Salah, Mo Salah sit down next to me!

GW25 – Should be Salah (20) but Marmoush (17) will take the crown.

GW26 – Hello new name Asensio. Welcome to the club.

GW27 - Cucufuckingrella ella ella. 15pts. Whodda thunk it.

Chump of The Week

GW24 – Dunk got a -3 the silly billy.

GW25 – TSFC played against 10 men and lost. Doesn’t matter he scored 54 and would have won every other game he could have played, he still lost to 10 men.

GW26 – Wally, Caicedo is no no no a defender.

GW27 – Ed mate, you’ve gotten away with it for weeks and made chumps of us all but please play a striker.

Dawkins of The Week

GW24 – We’re cool.

GW25 – Might need to retire this section soon.

GW26 – Richards, Reed? No clue, genuinely never heard of him before.

GW27 – Still on this Richards ting. I just scan FPL Alerts until I can see his name, waste of everyone’s time.

Lost Boys

GW24

Bowen 10pts Princess Dev

Delap 9pts Mary FC

Muniz 8pts AC Barella

Neto 7pts CBA FC

Best of The Rest

Beto 16pts/Bellegarde 11pts/Aribo 10pts/Lacroix 10pts/Spence 9pts/Partey 8pts/Raul 8pts/Onuachu 7pts/Lewis Skelly 7pts/Kinsky 7pts

GW25

Minteh 15pts VV Brophy

Flekken 10pts VV Brophy

Christie 13pts Blackburn Ravers

Mitoma 10pts Princess Dev

Vicario 9pts Princess Dev

Maddison 11pts Mary FC

Schade 9pts Mary FC

Delap 8pts Mary FC

Cunha 9pts TSFC

Bassey 8pts Ed of Clarke

Welbz 8pts Whoopi Wands

Raya 7pts AC Barella

Best of The Rest

Merino 13pts/Alcaraz 13pts/Kamaldeen 9pts

GW26

Szobo 13pts VV Brophy

Doucoure 12pts Mary

Hudson Odoi 8pts Mary

Pedro 12pts Mary

Wan Bissaka 12pts Ed of Clarke

Bowen 10pts People’s Prince

Sa 9pts People’s Prince

Mitchell 7pts People’s Prince

Kilman 8pts TSFC

Hutchinson 8pts Blackburn Ravers

Best of The Rest

Hinselwood 10pts/Miley 8pts/Ugarte 8pts/Spence 8pts

GW27

Sarr 15pts TSFC

Rogers 7pts Mary FC

Gvardiol 7pts Mary FC

Haaland 8pts People’s Prince

Maguire 8pts People’s Prince

Adama 7pts People's Prince

Szobo 11pts VV Brophy

Kluivert 10pts VV Brophy

Muniz 9pts AC Barella

Welbz 7pts Whoopi’s Wands

Colwill 14pts Ed of Clarke

Soucek 10pts Ed of Clarke

Wan Bissaka 7pts Ed of Clarke

Best of The Rest

Jaden 15pts/O’Brien 10pts