GW12 Review

It’s been a while kids, a damn long while, but we are back and hopefully for a sustained run of words, reviews and down right bitchiness.

Team of The Week

Fuck me this one is amusing. The shittest team of the season is this weeks ToTW. Team Shaboom Fantasy Circus take a bow. TSFC scored a whopping 58 points after weeks of low end mediocrity. 3 players in double figures (Lacroix, Rogers, Barnes), a third midfielder scoring 7 and a striker actually a. playing and b. scoring a goal. Plus 3 players who didn’t even make it onto the pitch. Ridiculous. Also this isn’t why the Review is back Dev. Special shout out to Ed too who dropped in a 55 point GW.

Match of The Week

Fuck FFY, none of you slags could put on a show quite like the NLD this past GW. Arsenal 4 Spuds 1 was a fucking joyous joy. I’ve been watching the highlights daily and quite honestly it gets better with every watch.

Player of The Week

Speaking of the NLD your PoTW is Ebere Eze. What a guy. What a fucking guy. It’s just the most ridiculous story, from growing up a fan, joining the club at youth level, being let go, working his way back up, about to sign for spuds only for Arsenal to jump in and then scoring a hat trick in his first NLD and….AND…..he just seems like the nicest dude. 20pts this GW and all the heart points in the world. Love him.

Chump of the Week

If someone had played Gana this week it would have been him but unfortunately the bottle has stopped spinning in front of Broph instead. 21 is not a strong showing and aside from 3 def cont points no one scored any extra points. It’s not great and the lack of any clean sheets, assists or goals could be a worry. Or not. Could just be a shitty week.

Quelle Surprise of The Week

Honestly it has to be TSFC scoring so well and winning a match. 3 wins out of 12 now, the first time since GW1 scoring about 40, 5 straight losses before this, worst GD in the league, most points scored against, weirdly not the worst scorer but still rooted to the bottom of the table. Somehow they won and scored the highest points show the slightest of glimpses of what the midfield overload was supposed to do before injuries and shitness got involved.

Dawkins of The Week

Flemming. Who is this person? What sort of name is Flemming in this day and age? Feels like it should have an ‘s’ on the end too. Flemmings. Maybe?

Inspirational Quote of The Week

“It’s crazy. It’s a special day for me, my family, and I’m happy to help the team to win. It’s so special, I can only thank God for it. For the opportunity to be here, be working and applying myself every day – it’s a special day in my life.”

Let’s all be more Eze