Team of the Week
Been a while since we’ve given Brophy some props so let’s drop some love his way and to be honest with the mood I’m in this might be the only chance for me to be kind to someone, it also might veer off course a bit. Niall’s lads dropped a big ol 57 in his match up with first pick with Salah doing Salah things (16), Saliba doing Saliba things (9), Bernardo doing Silva things (7), Diaby doing Elanga things (6,6) and Onana doing actual goalkeeper things (8). All this was achieved against the back drop of playing potentially the worst 1st pick in the history of FFY, I mean look at his fucking team Myolenko? Jensen? Luiz? Ings? D Fucking Ream? Listen I know some of these have scored well this weekend and this season but that’s by luck rather than astute picking and the fact these chodes are all in a starting line up against the current top boy of the league shows just how pathetic this squad is. I seem to have written more about Dev than Niall here so erm yeah, good team this VV lot, manager is a good lad too although we’re all still waiting for that ego to unleash itself on the league, man has been very restrained so far in letting us know how good his team are……..
Match of the Week
Volves v Spuds. None of our matches tickled my fancy, Rudi v Tiny was the closest match but putting that in here feels forced. Some may say Chelsea v Citeh was the most entertaining but fuck both those teams. Well done, neither of you could defend, two of the most expensively assembled squads in the history of football and you both concede 4 goals…embarrassing. No, the second coming of Jesus Christ himself Angela Posteglockglue led his entertaining bunch of shitmunchers to their second loss in 6 days and it was brilliant. If any other manager came out and said they’d keep their mentalist high line tactics because “it’s just how we play mate” then they would have been mocked and murdered by the press but alas Ange’s Spuds are entertainers, winners through defeat and he’s a breath of fresh air. Well keep breathing in the losses dickhead and let’s see how long before you back track on your philosophy and start actually managing your football team. Mate.
Player of the Week
Haaland and Salah played out a 16pt draw but fuck them both, instead I’m going for a player I’ve given a lot of shit to and will continue to do so because it stills annoys me how much Liverpool sold a raft of bang average players for so much money. Step forward Dom Dom Solanke. 13pts against a sports washing blood soaked Saudi mouthpiece of a club wasn’t enough to push Tiny over the line but was enough for me to sit up, swallow my pride and praise this particular bang average player. Well done Dommy.
Chump of the Week
Marty knows his squad doesn’t he? Quoted last week as saying Romero and Cucu are as capable as minus scores as positives and Romero duly obliged only to have Mr Cucucashoo step up and drop a big ol -1 this week. He was part of one of the teams to utter shit the bed and defend like morons in that ‘great advert for the prem’ 4-4 draw and he’s also a snide nasty fucker too. Also did a racism I believe when he was playing in spain. Tosspot of a lad really.
Dawkins of the Week
Not really anyone this week unfortunately, at a push I’d say Amdouni because some how he seems to play week in week out for VV but doesn’t seem to actually do anything, I can never quite remember which of Burnley or Luton he plays for or which position or even what he looks like but as I say he’s played so much I’m getting there.
Thread Contribution of the Week
Bro why you thinking about FFY at 0522, what’s wrong with you? I’m pretty mental over this shit but even I’m not thinking about FFY then (I was actually thinking why the fuck did I take this job and how have I been away for 2.5 hours already)
