GW4 Review

Team of The Week

I’m letting this slide as it’s still early in the season and even though there were pimp/players with very similar scores we’re going to award Team of The Week to Chrish again for his score of 48. It’s not that impressive, Chris was close with 46 but still not impressive especially as he only had 2 lads really score and Mary and Rudi both notched up 45. Anyhow first pick does well shock horror, my main reason for including it this week is it felt like he did it right this week. Pope 8, Timber 8, Tarks 8, Guehi 6 and Salah 9 were the big scorers and I’m a sucker for a spread of scorers. Last week of niceties though, back to expectations and no repeatees.

Match of The Week

Think I might ditch this section, anyone got any other ideas what to include instead?

Player of The Week

Seeing as we’re repeating shit and my general disdain for Haaland in fantasy football Mr Semenyo can have the accolade again. 13 points scored, lovely stuff. Kid is really quite a good player.

Chump of the Week

I’m in a shitty mood so I’m going to post about me and retort about me and y’all are going to read it. 10^th place is never the easiest to pick from and I know we all say the pressures off yadda yadda but there’s a reason behind that and it’s mostly that your squad waffffeerr thin and you don’t stand much chance if you have any injuries. Well I do and it’s fucked me. Take 5 glorious free scoring midfielders with a  solid defence blended in with a few wildcards and you have a chance, suffer multiple injuries to those midfielders and have a defence mostly inexplicably dropped from their teams and you do not. TSFC currently do not and are this weeks Chumps for a pathetically paltry score of 24.

Quelle Surprise of The Week

What an odd set of winning scores this week. 42,45,45,46 and 48. Coupled with the fact that 3 teams lost with 31, 33 and 34 and there’s something spooky going on here. I just can’t be bothered to work it out.

Dawkins of The Week

Isidor, named after his irritating need to ask if everything is a door, like a temu Hodor. Genuinely who is fuckety fuck fucks? What is fucking Isidor? I scored him this weekend and I could not tell you who he plays for.

Inspirational Quote of The Week

"His name is Jorgen Larsen....his name is Jorgen Larsen" Bastardised from Fight Club. Blackburn Ravers.