Team of the Week
GW18 – Unfortunately The People’s Prince took this one with 43pts. That’s all I’ll say, he wants more but I won’t be goaded into it.
GW19 – From zero to hero VV Brophy showed the importance of actually submitting a team bouncing from 17pts in GW18 to 55 in GW19. Lovely.
GW20 – Oooofff what a GW. Blackburn Ravers take the flowers with a whopping 57pts to see off the limp threat of AC Barella. Seems the B’ravers really took to their manager being out of the country and finally posted a score you’d expect from a team with quite a bit of talent in it. Shout out to Ed of Clarke (55pts), TSFC (53pts) and VV Brophy (50pts) too. Big boy scores this week.
Match of the Week
GW18 – Big Man and Wally ripping up a 19-19 draw. Shit scores but both come away with a point. Can’t knock it.
GW19 – VV Brophy v TSFC. An absolute slobberknocker ended 55-45 in favour of VV. 12 of the 22 players scored outside the basic points, both lads had a 0 and nearly every game played brought a team something to cheer about.
GW20 – Unfortunately every one of our matches was a pounding so whilst entertaining not good enough for this accolade. Guess Liverpool Newcastle was a pretty entertaining game so that wins?
Player of the Week
GW18 – Real shitty scoring week with only 2 players hitting double figures. Dom Dom Solanke take a bow man, scored 17pts but a real shame he was still on the losing side.
GW19 – Get this….Chris Fucking Wood. Pretty sure I singled him out for abuse in an earlier review. Who knew?!?
GW20 – Coleton Palmer set Chrish on his way with 18pts in the first game of the GW. A really lovely start to the weekend for both lads and it’s looking like quite a shrewd pickup for Chrishy.
Chump of the Week
GW18 – Oh VV…..17? Also 4 players not submitting is a new low for the league.
GW19 – TSFC. What’s the point of scoring higher than 8 other teams and having 7 individual scorers in your team if you don’t win? What a waste.
GW20 – Wally Wally Wally. Has the bubble finally burst? 13 points is utterly shite. 3 zeros, 4 ones, 3 twos and 1 three. Dreadful. Hope that Dev flavoured crypto tasted good……..
Dawkins of the Week
GW18 – Sticking with Giles, he scored 1pt this week but I don’t believe it.
GW19 – Nada, no one, zilch. Well done lads, good picking.
GW20 – Nydiaye. Who are you? This one is so ridiculous his manager doesn’t even know who he is or know that he’s actually playing in a different fucking country at the moment. Unreal bullshit I’ve got to deal. Infuriating to be honest.
Thread Contribution of the Week
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I'm not sure what I'm more excited about, a little chrish or the absolute horror and regret Chrish will feel within 3 months of bambino being born.
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