GW2 Review

Team of The Week

My, my, my, who would have seen this coming? GW2 and we have a contender for highest score of the season from a very unlikely source. Atletico Tiny went big and smashed together a score of 78. Pickford dropping 15, someone called Kayode with 10, Keane 8, Neto 7, Tavernier 11, Ekitikitiny 9 and Gyokeres 12 is just monstrous. He even had room for a cheeky 0 from Fer Lopez. Really impressive stuff and long may it continue.

Match of The Week

I can’t say anything in FFY enthralled me this weekend with the closest result being Ed v Dev but that was a case of 1 player scoring big and the other 10 being fine so we look to the EPL and it’s probably a fair shout to give it to Newcastle v Liverpool. Lots of points were earned and a chaotic match ensued with Liverpool getting out with the 3 points by the skin of their teeth. I feel this high defensive line they’ve adopted could make for a lot of fun games.

Player of The Week

“It’s going down, I’m yelling Timber!” Wow. 2 goals, an assist and a clean sheet brings home 24pts for Chrishy Wishy. A Ludicrous score for a defender and a score that almost beat Chrish’s opponent by itself.

Chump of the Week

Antony Gordon what the funk are you doing sir. The Champions pinned back, creating chances for fun and looking like they would definitely be able to equalise only to fly into a completely pointless challenge and rake your studs down their captains legs completely out of control. Utter madness and a -2 for Brophs.

I’m going to add TSFC to this too mainly as they lost by 10 points and lefts 23 on the bench. Dicks.

Quelle Surprise of The Week

This can only be one this week. Tiny with a score of 78. Outrageous shit that. Also Joao Pedro scoring 15pts and not taking a penalty, wild.

Dawkins of The Week

Here we go, what a week. Rayan? This took me fucking ages to work out that it’s fucking Ait Nouri, I ain’t got time for this first name shit. If it’s a Dawkins I’m fine, if it’s a player I know but you’ve named him weirdly he isn’t getting scored from now on.

The real Dawkins this week are….yes….plural…Piroe? Nmecha? Arias? Kayode? Honestly, da fuck are these people? Kayode Jack even scored 10 so he may promote himself out of the Dawkins gang but the other 3? Fuck even is a Nmecha?

Inspirational Quote of The Week

“The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts (and team selection/results)” – Marcus Aurelius via AC Barella.