Team of the week
VV Brophy takes the inaugural team of the week spot with a solid 53 pts. We had Wissa and Estupinan bring home 11pts each, Salah with a cheeky 5 and finally someone guessed correctly with a Citeh defender and a clean sheet. Solid score for the second week in a row and VV has started the season like they mean business. Special mention to Blackburn Ravers who took VV close with 52 and maybe should have taken the title due to having more individual scorers but let’s let Niall have his time in the sun this week.
Match of the week
Whoopi’s Wanderers versus The People’s Prince FC. For most of the weekend this was the tale of one high scorer on each team and one lad in the negative each and to be honest that didn’t change much. This was a story of David v Goliath and David won. It took 2 weeks for someone to find the holes in Dev’s squad and highlight just how reliant he is on Haaland because the rest of his squad currently really doesn’t look up to much. Congrats Warren.
Player of the week
I’m not one for I told you so’s but I definitely called this Mbuemo lad being good this season. In absence of goal monster Toney, Mbuemo and Wissa are stepping up. Sometimes teams lose players like Toney and are fucked but Brentford are a system team and so it doesn’t matter who is there because they will still create chances and score goals. Mbeumo is essentially a striker being scored as a midfielder and so racked up 16pts this week for Rudi which is pretty much half his entire teams score. You go girl.
Lil Bitch of the week
Chris and Mary took a trip to bizzaro world this weekend and went on a little head to head date to see who score the lowest. CBA FC came out of this contest worst racking up a measly 18 pts. For a midfield packed with (supposed) attacking players it’s really quite poor. Special shout out to 1st pick Dev losing to 8th pick Warren. No Haaland big score no dice for Dev and if it wasn’t for March Dev may well have scored lower than Chris. Pathetic from 1st pick. Pathetic.
Dawkins of the week
Chukmuemeka. Who the fuck are you? Have Chelsea bought you? Have you come through their youth system? Where do you play? How did you score and only play 45 mins? Could I find out the answers to all these questions quicker than it’s taken to write this sentence? Probably. Will I? No chance because I don’t actually care.
Whatsapp of the week
‘Fuck you Mary and your bunch of shit heap shelia’s’