Team of the Week
Calm down Ed, you only had to beat 33 this week. Ed posted a monster score of 69 and he left a load of points on the bench in the form of a little lad called Jota. Pickford 10, Eze 14, Rodri 10 and Adebayo 17 did the real damage with Watkins and Kilman adding a few extra points to top it off. The big lol is there were 2 players in there who didn’t even play as Ed didn’t even pick this team for this week. Man is on a rich vein of form at the moment, he’s top of the league and he’s 9th pick. Take a bow my man and shame on the rest of the league being shown up like this.
Match of the Week
Fuck you all. None of the matches were particularly interesting. Niall and Wally had a last minute massive point swing but the rest of it was mostly dull as fuck. Maybe Volves United but that’s just celebrating mediocrity so this week is null and void. No one deserves the accolade.
Player of the Week
Well played Emmanuel Adebayo, lovely to see him score his first hattrick since he dropped the r from his name. Luton eh? They might just survive.
Chump of the Week
The nDo. We finally get the big house and us (mostly) all together and then the Jan Transfer Window shits all over us from a disgraceful height. Honestly what a fucking waste of a get together but I guess at least Dev won’t have much spreadsheet work to do. Also dead intrigued to see what sort of utter trash Rudi and Chrish trade in just to maximise their 5 picks.
Dawkins of the Week
Fucking Bastien again. 2nd time he’s been in here and I had to google him again, who the fuck is he and why is he being played and why oh fucking why did they kill the horse like that in The Neverending Story? Just so fucked up.